Glū ten-Shin 漢字

Hi, my name is Guido Helen Keller a.k.a. Glū ten-Shin 漢字, my friends just call me Helen. I am a student of Patriarch Huineng, reader and Perceiver of the Dasabhumika-Sutra, Ruler of Der Asso-Blog, and Master of Bodhisattva Asso’s Everywhere. Ethics are no match for my True Zen Eye, which I use to pierce right through the fabrication of justice, morality, and social norms. Besides rules are merely relative and made to be broken. When my head is not in the Dharma clouds, I confess that I find myself a bit preoccupied with my little buddy.....ya know..... my little shroom cap. Yea, yea.....I know what your thinking(I have Zen telepathy as well). And yes, I have tried the vacuum enlargement pumps, but sadly, to no avail. Yet as they say, “You can’t keep a good neurosis down”, and my Dharma fixation has endowed me well with something much much Bigger: my Mind. In fact, I challenge any one of you rule-following posers to a Dharma cock fight. Any one of you brave enough to enter the Dharma ring with me will stand stunned, frozen in amazement, as I thump my chest and skillfully smack your face with my Big sword of wisdom. Before you even know it: slap-slap-slap! As all of my previous partners have stated, it will be “over in a flash"! Dear Dharma adversaries, my Dharma is no small thingy. In fact, it's a big Big BIG thingy. May your lives be Big and well endowed with the Truth itself: KAAAAATZ!!! with one hand clapping for me, Guido Helen Keller a.k.a Glū ten-Shin 漢字