Yo Mama

Firstly, about the blog: It will mostly be filled with indefensible rants about my pet peeves on a wide range of unrelated topics on a sliding scale of importance, mostly from not too much to absolutely nothing, upon which these rants will have no effect whatsoever, and they will definitely be about things that only matter to people who have food, shelter, clothing, freedom and safety (legal disclaimer). I will occasionally address topics that actually matter, so not peevey at all, though quite possibly pet. If you can't distinguish between the two, shame, shame, shame. I'm very interested in receiving comments. Unless...you just hate with a blind fury what I've written and want to bash it/me for writing it, and/or the existence of the post/me/this blog, in which case, please just close the tab and move on. I'm sure you can find something else on the web you'll enjoy. Now, about me: I'm deceptively well-adjusted, poised, friendly, social, nice. Just underneath the surface I am wayhayhay off balance, barely holding it together, a nervous wreck managing my anxiety with mild catatonia, am auto-isolationist and very judmental (as evidenced by my posts). I am also prone to hyperbole, in case the second sentence has not made that clear. I have bouts of all the above-mentioned behaviors, and am often surprised, either pleasantly or not, by the sudden swing from one to another. And no, armchair psychiatrists, I am not bipolar. Just ask my psychiatrist: I have MDD, ADD & OCD, but I am not bipolar. The swings are a result of menopause. As if all those 'disorders' weren't enough on their own. But don't worry, I'm heavily medicated!